christmas happens every year / it can  get a little stale 
 so when the inn told joseph "overbooked"/ well there begins  a tale their stockings were hung round the stable with care  - mary opened hers with joy 
 and unto her a child was born / a bouncing saviour boy 
 the cattle they were a low-ow-owing /the baby starts to wake 
 but frosty says to jesus hush /be good for goodness sake 
 the shepherds watched their flocks by night/ but they had  mighty dread 
 theyd leave and mr grinch would come/ and short sheet all  their beds 
 but good king wenceslas looked out / and said ive got a  trick 
 we'll have him go a wassailing / with me and old st nick 
 the three wise men they saw a star/ a shining in the east 
 so they said lets head for bethlehem/ there'll be a slap up  feast 
 they were in a mess no gps / they couldnt find their way 
 so rudolph the red nosed reindeer said / hitch a ride on  santas sleigh 
 The swans a swimming all came in grinning though they had  soaking feet 
 And the french hens and the turtle doves said "well finally  we meet" 
 donder and bltzen were sitting in the kitchen /putting  christmas cake away 
 while the drummer boy was roasting nuts /with scrooge and  mel torme 
 if you dont believe i will up and leave/ and let you heap  your scorn 
 but they all rejoiced with heart and soul and voice/ 
 the christmas that jesus was born 
 the christmas that jesus was born 
 merry christmas to all and to all a good night 
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Some readers seem intent on nullifying the authority of David Simmonds. The critics are so intense; Simmonds is cast as more scoundrel than scamp. He is, in fact, a Canadian writer of much wit and wisdom. Simmonds writes strong prose, not infrequently laced with savage humour. He dissects, in a cheeky way, what some think sacrosanct. His wit refuses to allow the absurdities of life to move along, nicely, without comment. What Simmonds writes frightens some readers. He doesn't court the ineffectual. Those he scares off are the same ones that will not understand his writing. Satire is not for sissies. The wit of David Simmonds skewers societal vanities, the self-important and their follies as well as the madness of tyrants. He never targets the outcasts or the marginalised; when he goes for a jugular, its blood is blue. David Simmonds, by nurture, is a lawyer. By nature, he is a perceptive writer, with a gimlet eye, a superb folk singer, lyricist and composer. He believes quirkiness is universal; this is his focus and the base of his creativity. "If my humour hurts," says Simmonds,"it's after the stiletto comes out." He's an urban satirist on par with Pete Hamill and Mike Barnacle; the late Jimmy Breslin and Mike Rokyo and, increasingly, Dorothy Parker. He writes from and often about the village of Wellington, Ontario. Simmonds also writes for the Wellington "Times," in Wellington, Ontario.
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