Wit, Witticism and Wisdom
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Minerva Headroom
The Shuffle Room | The Prestige of Picton Traffic | What Secret | A Frank Assessment | Playing with a Polka Face | Vellingtunne | A Conscious Decision | Where the Grass is Always Cut | Population 1,753 | The Reality Olmympics | Romantic Chocolate Poetry Era | The Onward March of Civilization | Welcome to Wellington | No Threat to Stompin' Tom | All Dumplinged Up | Two Days Left | Win-win; Yes-yes | The Useful New Toy | Taste Spreads Thick and Quick | Good News from Pessimists | The Double Whammy | Hockey Merger | Out of the Rubble | Iggy to Ground Country | Deep Fried Rumours | GM Gets Its Game Back | One Day in American: homage to Obama | The Right Gift | Preparing for 44 | Wave Theory | The PPE Game | Hockey Merger | The Shamrock Strategy | Silver Lining | New Demonstration Sports at Winter Olympics | The Best Political Team | The JAAG Test | The Campaign Speech | Still More News from the American Humour Association | More News from the American Humour | American Humour Association News | The Christmas Jesus was Born | Ordinary Childhood Syndrome | "Greenland Fisheries" | New Toy Recall | A Puffed Up Problem | Mulliganism | Reality TV Hits New High | TV Trends | Heavy Metal | Slow Food | Corporate Life | Haverstock | Groaner | The Mabel Smith Theory | Fiddlin' | Preview of New CBC-TV Show | GOP Tapes Lab Man | The 70s Bite Back | Groundswellers | Football | Yodel, with Introduction to Series | Irish
Minerva Headroom is a retired librarian, forced out of the New York City Library for misfiling more than 1.563 million books after the Head Librarian took away her spittoon. It took 36 years, 7 months, 3 weeks and 4 days to discover her mischievousness.  Recovering of misfiled books is expected to complete around the turn of the 24th century.